What if, in addition to making her face and entire body look poorly shopped and creepily other-worldly, they had to airbrush out like 4 inches of lady crack?

Rihanna is pure sex. Major girl crush here.

Here you go! [www.trinitysjewelry.com]

Here it is against the runway version. Two major trends this year: neone orange and lace.

Thanks for pointing that out. Very cute. I think she looked like what she is - a star. No Pope needed.

Because she's dating Wiz Khalifa!

This is all I can think of when I see her.

I grew up in the 80's so Whitney was a huge part of the soundtrack of my life. My heart hurts a lot today.

And Mia.

And thos is Roxy Van Shelter.

The stories above don't make much sense without the pictures. Let's try again. This is Brandon.

Yep, four perfect socks. Because she's so girlie we refer to them as a French Manicure.

I have 4 more but I'll make this the last rescue post. This is Mia Chiquitina Fendi Ferrari Missoni Fiat (I dare you to make a comment).

Aaaaaand, this is Roxy Van Shelter (sorry). When I first met her what struck me (other than her amazing eyeliner) was how neat and adorable her cage was. More than meeting each other I would say we "recognized" each other, hard to describe. She is a Jack Russell/Beagle mix and has maybe 8 teeth left, poor thing. She…

Okay, you asked for it!

I'm allergic to cats yet have had them all my life and Claritin is the best thing ever. One day I forgot to take the Claritin and I forgot about the allergies too.

I can't wait for the day when something like this isn't news anymore.

This is Zoe. I adopted her 13 years ago. This system didn't exist then, but if it had, the card would have read "This is your soulmate." And it would have been right on.

I always thought she'd be the next Angie Dickinson. I know that girl is still in there. I hope she's on her way to getting healthy inside and that soon it will show on the outside. She is not a stain, she's a young (and talented) woman who has been exploited and had some shitty parents.

Other than the object of the fetish, no. I sort of kind of understand the fetish around extremes of any kind but I was really taken aback by how close to death the women on this site seem to be (at least visually) and I wonder if that is part of the appeal. I'm afraid to investigate...