I used to know someone who worked for Louis Vuitton and all of the clothes they don't sell during the current season are destroyed for the same reason. So wasteful.

Oh, Maria.

I want to marry him and then fuck him until I kill him.

I'm not good with violence (even as revenge) so maybe I could do the marketing and PR for The LOFYUA? That would be great, thanks.

Lady Gaga? I thought that was Carol Channing.

He didn't really "keep" any clients. Jessica Alba and Demi Moore sought him out after he had left Rachel (they've admitted to it). Yes, he could have been more of a gentleman and declined to work with them, but I would expect Zoe, the senior person in this cluster, to expect anyone competing against her in the…

So let me understand this: If you are the assistant to someone in a particular industry, you can't stop working for them and pursue that career yourself? So he was working for her, not to gain experience but for the sheer privilege of being within smelling distance of her 24kt ass? Is Rachel's ego so out of control…

I thought I had had a stroke.

Can you imagine the level of douchedom this God operates in that his "plan" for you involves unresolved depression?

Is there a photographer out there in need of a project? I think we may have an interesting subject here. Some of these pubic hairs sounds amazing. Like those exotic Japanese chickens.

I hear you but I have to say, when I used to have it all waxed off I cringed whenever I looked in the mirror. I really looked like an overgrown little girl.

Yes, most things I do I learned from hearing/seeing other people doing it. A few things came innately, like breathing and pooping.

Interesting. While researching the Helmut Newton photograph (I'm convinced that's Charlotte Rampling on the far left), I run into this.

Middle-aged jezzie here.

Hi. I'm writing from the future. PLEASE STAY OUT OF THE SUN.

I'm sorry. I could try to recreate some of the clips with my cats and Chihuahua. You want?

If the Earth ends and future alien civilizations find our rubble I hope that tape is in there somewhere.

She was okay letting go when she thought he'd go assist someone else. Instead he's her competition. That's got to bother her because a) he's now at her level and b) this shows that what she does really has no secret sauce.

I understand from insiders that he told her he wanted to spend more time with his "boyfriend and dog" (a way to say "I need a break") but her never said he would not continue on in the business. She always assumed Brad was an underling and would never be her "competition". It takes a very evolved boss to train someone…

It's amazing how the eyes can totally change someone's expression. They did okay on the nose and lips (and ears) but the eyes throw the whole thing off.