That’s how they trick us into taking care of them. Babies also giggle for the first time at the exact moment their parents start contemplating leaving them in the woods.

I don’t believe sex workers are immoral or bad people. I do believe that sex work is terrible for most women. And I sure as hell am a feminist.

I am an over-50 feminist. I remember when getting the world to understand that sex work and pornography was deeply harmful to women was a major goal for feminists. I still very, very strongly believe this. I also believe that sex workers should be treated with dignity and respect and not shamed. Of course, sex workers…

Sorry. At this point I’m just pissed off that so many people are acting like its NBD because it happened a while ago — as though he's a peach now.

There are a few women broadcasters here in SoCal who have detectable Spanish accents. One of them pursuing his lies might make him throw his own feces.

spalding gray had a great story in which the same thing happened to him. his rescuer told him "the sea is a lovely lady spalding, you can play in her but never play with her". never forgot it.

They should counter with an actual lawsuit. Seriously. What is he going to do? "I'M SUING YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I ILLEGALLY KEPT YOUR DEPOSIT." That's absurd.

My parents? Hell, I don't even want to tell my wife about our open marriage.

They have a right to feel embarassed. They have a right to bitch about it to him.

He sounds very childish and narcissistic. Don't know what his situation is, but sadly the fact is that the majority of open marriages are the man's idea, and woman puts up with it for god knows why reasons, but doesn't really want it.

There's a difference between an open marriage and bringing your husband AND side piece to Thanksgiving.

Ugh. Seriously. Nobody wants to know anyway. Least of all, your parents. Why can't people just shut the fuck about stuff? All this over-sharing nonsense is getting old.

Open marriages typically have the lifespan of a fruitfly anyway. Soon enough he'll be boring everyone with the details of his divorce.

And why is he blabbering his family business on Twitter? He comes off like a petulant teen.

the only evidence my parents have of my sex life is the fact that they have a grandchild on the way. couldn't fathom telling them whether or not i had an open relationship. noap noap noap

So you travelled to a foriegn country to live there and break its laws but felt victimized by its law enforcement? Arrogant Americans never cease to amaze...

I like Frankfurt. London Luton is way, way worse.

I like Dulles. If your criteria for putting it on this list is the fact that it is far from downtown DC, that isn’t fair. 75% of business nowdays is conducted in Reston/Herndon, right next door. Plus most airports are way outside of the cities they serve (yeah Denver....I’m looking at you....you’re closer to Kansas…

USNS Bowditch, civilian-run Ocean Survey ship. Better chow and accommodations than I've ever had underway by orders of magnitude, lol.

My brother texted me this photo from Disney today. He's actually flown with the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds before. Lucky bastige....I'd just be happy to be at Disney let alone fly with them.