Pinkham, I want to like you, and most days I do. However, it seems like you've got this mentality where you lump everything in the USA that's not within 50 miles of the ocean as "flyover country" full of Jesus-freak troglodytes who wouldn't know great food if it were force-fed to them.

Nah, food aversion is a very real thing. You have to commit to serious desensitization AND need to be in an area with enough variety in ethnic cuisine to be able to sufficiently break out.

A) You're taking this entirely too personally.

I'd like to go one step further and advise that when you're at a Cracker Barrel, order whatever it is they should be good at, which is probably not steak. If you order a steak at a Cracker Barrel I'm not sure it's the Cracker Barrel's fault.

Because ... that's representative of all or most Midwestern food? There is absolutely nothing that could be called gross in the West, Southwest, New England, Mid-Atlantic, South, etc.? Sue me but I don't think how Cracker Barrel cooks a steak necessarily says anything substantive about Midwestern food.

Stop trying to make Amber Rose happen.

The only reason feel this way about food and not other things that they do as a hobby is because food is personal and everyone has to do it every day. You're a hobbyist and you can comment as a hobbyist would but you can't seriously expect anyone to take your opinion on the same level as they would a professional one.…

Everyone loves Bourdain because he plays cool (sometimes a little too hard) and is relatable.. He's relatable because he's more comfortable taking trips than cooking food and he always was. In the professional food service world, he's considered a mediocre, albeit, not bad cook who found his true passion, which is…

WHY WOULD ANYONE PREFER THE PLANE BATHROOM TO THE AIRPORT BATHROOM

Okay, I know this is a sponsored post, but ... "I avoided the dreaded airport bathrooms by using the airplane bathroom before landing!" said nobody, ever. Also? I avoided the Chicken Pox by dying of dysentery first!

Right?!? In my experience, Airport bathrooms are generally cleaned fairly regularly, and have a HELL of a lot more space to move around (or tap your foot, amirite, Larry Craig?) than the itty-bitty, claustrophobia-inducing box on the plane. I'm only 6'4", and the last few planes I've been on, I cannot even stand up…

wait what? Do people prefer the airplane bathroom?

I love that it has been hours and hours and this douche has no likes. Fuck him.

This has to be a joke because this level of lack of self awareness and entitlement plus creepiness simply can't be possible.

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…

As usual, the takeaway is that Jezebel badly needs a science writer, even if it's more profitable to politicize studies than to understand them.

Me too! If that makes me foolish, I don't want to be not-foolish.

OH MY GOD.

Every time he looks at the camera it's like he got interrupted eating a bear.

So...... am i the only one who can get down with a Rick-Chonne ship? Provided that he shave off that grizzly looking beard of course.