My phone has stopped displaying embedded tweets. And, my life without mal mots from the Circus Peanut-in-Chief is better for it.

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

Shot:

I so hope he sees this.

That made my day. Thank you!

“President Trump has done more for minority groups in this country than any president in decades.”

Unflavored for me!

‘A more respectful time’ aka when women and the blacks and the pesky Latinos couldn’t vote is what he means...

So, this fucking story popped up in my news feed-

Zooming in on Mike Pence’s eyes, he clearly has a terrible makeup artist who can’t select a good skin color match for his under eye concealer. I wonder why no top makeup artist is available to the Vice President. Hmmm.

Wistful UNSPICED Pumpkin Mike Pence

Here “in a more respectful time” means “back when women knew their place”.

Have you kept them as a collection? If you kept it up long enough, you could open a museum as the foremost authority on the history of airplane barf bags over the years. 

Fuck off, Mike Pence.  If we lived in a more respectful time, you’d be in jail for treason. 

I did the same. Sometimes I’d draw puppet faces on them, then swap them out on my next flight -- and repeat. 

Mike Pence can eat a used tampon. 

Whenever a conservative says “a more respectful/better/simpler time...” in reference to some time in the past, as a minority, I can only conclude they’re sexist/racist.

What Donald Trump doesn’t talk about is how unemployment outside major US cities has skyrocketed under his administration, and his trade wars has now made even worse.

Look at that evil in his eyes, he can’t wait for trump to get impeached so he can turn this country into Handmaid’s Tale.

Barf Bag: it’s a bag for your barf!