Miss Hoover: So, you see, children, my Lyme disease turned out to be...

Many people misunderstand psychosomatic to mean that the patient is making it up for secondary gain, that it is not a true illness. That’s not what it means, but that’s what too many people think it means. It has an undeserved stigma to it. That’s why it should not be used.

While one can hate their siblings, not everyone does. Jimmy appears to be one of those people who does not.

I do, but I also know what people think it means and how people treat mental illness, which is just as important.

It was a straight up psychiatric illness that people enabled to the point that he never got effective treatment for it because enabling it either allowed them to profit (his firm) or was just easier/more effective than confronting him (his family, the courts).

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

That story ended like the uncle was kicking a puppy with a steel toe boot. That kid needed a hug and someone to say that was alright.

I could easily see BB replacing Wilford Brimley in the diabetes commercials.

The Trailblazers logo looks more like the logo of the municipal mass transit option that you’d use to GET to a Blazers game.

How’d you get your kids to sleep? Thanks.

The problem is, you were pooping. Just like my dad was always pooping. You want to stop being accused of pooping, don’t take an hour to poop.

This. And on this website, which is in thrall to Big Sous Vide, no less.

Robert Mueller and his gang of 13 Angry Democrats

Clearly there’s no end to the double standard they afford the Trump crowd. Have we heard a peep of criticism about Donald Jr’s divorce and the adultery that caused it? How about the fact that - as he’s posing as the morally upright mouthpiece excusing all this - NosfeRudy is going through his own third divorce (what…

They’ll say something like “Trump didn’t get the abortion. She got the abortion.” or they’ll call her a liar cuz you know women. 

I swear all of the men who are associated with the Trump family look like vampires. They all look pale and dead behind the eyes. I guess if you’re an undead bloodsucker for long enough you end up looking like one.

Giving 12 B dollars of government money to a bunch of people sounds a little like socialism that the Republicans like to hate to me

‘I want to thank the @VFWHQ for your devotion to our fallen heroes, unknown soldiers, Prisoners of War, those Missing in Action, and their families. #VFWConvention’

Why are any of us wearing anything, Acme: because it keeps Don Jr. from making sudden and unwanted contact with any area of open skin.

I think we do rag on people for style choices that are within their control (e.g., not their body shape or bone structure). Speaking of which, why is she wearing that catsuit?