I know Dolt 45 is an inveterate liar, but good God, that diarrhea stream of tweets is so patently untrue in EVERY WAY. There is not ONE THING he got correct, and the counter point, the fact check, the actual goddamn truth is in a document the FBI fucking released. Like, we can all go look at it.

This article explains why Trumpers still support him. The money quote is “...when intolerant white people fear democracy may benefit marginalised people, they abandon their commitment to democracy.”

Well, clearly it’s not the perfect solution, but the only perfect solution would be for Donald to never have been born.  

• To the surprise of no one with a lick of goddamn sense, ending DACA will fuck over the economy of Texas. [Texas Monthly]

Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how it got there?

Trump is just copying his heroes. Heinrich Himmler “declared...in 1944 that his first requirement from Germany’s intelligence services was not truth, but loyalty to the Fuhrer.”

Yeah, I don’t see any way that continually pissing off your own intelligence organizations could possibly go wrong.

They don’t care if they’re utterly screwed as long as they can look down on minorities and “libtards” while it’s happening.

Yeah. There isn’t anything that’s bringing these people back. When the inevitable economic disaster comes and Trump blames Hispanic immigrants and Muslims and the media and BLM and whomever else Putin says to blame, these people will eat it up.

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“If it comes out of my paycheck, so be it,” says a Trump supporter that works at a factory that is losing profit to the steel and aluminum tariffs. WE ARE FUCKED!

OK, so about the “WAR” that Trump referenced in his tweet: It’s about the tiny Balkan nation of Montenegro, which joined NATO in 2017 because in 2016 the Russians tried to stage a coup d’etat in Montenegro, and the authorities there presently have 20 Russians under indictment.

Return home from another miserable day of eking out an existence on this mountain, find that someone has broken into my hut and shit everywhere.

And for mostly everyone, I hope that by 35 at the absolute latest, no one cares about being cool.

Very very very big chance he took a shit in a hut meant for some religious purposes

Superman PLAYED football in high school in Smallville when his powers were fully developing, so he likes football. At least it was shown he did in the comics John Byrne did in the early 90's. Now when he decided he had to act even nerdier than he is when he’s Clark so that people don’t suspect he’s Superman, maybe he…

Lisa Simpson highly disapproves of Langdon Aulger’s less-than-dreamy hut dump.

Holy shit, even Bin Laden wouldn’t have shat on the floor of some stranger’s hut. What a dick.

So I shuffle into a dark corner and drop my pants, praying a goat or something doesn’t jump out of nowhere and bite my balls off, and unleash a torrent stream of liquid ass all over this mud hut floor.

What kind of monster shits in someone else’s hut?