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So this is what qualifies as a Special Project?

Things like private prisons are an unfortunate reminder that, even once we lose the orange turd (outside of some apocalyptic means), we still have a whole country’s worth of shit that needs cleaning and fixing beyond whatever he ruins. :/

Hey remember when AJ Daulerio said in a deposition in some random court case he would publish child porn?

Finding a 24 hour KFC or McDonald’s in NYC was no easy feat in the late 90's and early 2000's. That’s when Don called up Rudy and asked him to get rid of all of the peep shows, book stores and street vendors. 

Pfizer & others should be ashamed that they have raised drug prices for no reason.

Picking needless fights with our allies while giving reach-arounds to our enemies. Just another day in Trumpland. 

… and I knew another of Trump’s overnight “business meetings” had gone bad and we would have to drive over to Michael Cohen’s office to make arrangements to clean up the mess.

Trump is old enough to have lived through the Cold War, but I guess getting too senile and or stupid to remember it. Would Trump have preferred to let the Soviets take over Europe, and these day retake the parts it lost when it fell apart? I wish the ghost of Ronald Reagan would haunt him and explain to him why being…

Another late night turned to early morning as I waited, parked on the side of the avenue. Suddenly, the door slammed shut and the familiar smell of Brut and urine started to permeate the car...

I think Trump’s former driver should shop a book deal and skip the back pay law suit.

C’mon y’all- we all know it’s peach, bc she’s stuck with these dorks and hasn’t had a proper orgasm in years.

Heh

The Washington Post is reporting the government doesn’t know how many kids they fucking kidnapped - thus the “less than 3000" figure we’re hearing. These assholes took these children from their parents and didn’t keep track of them at all. I heard on NPR that there were 9 parents who’s were already deported and they…

Wahluigi sounds like a selfish lover who only gets himself off.

From the NBC News article on asking for more time for reunification:

So I guess Juz didn’t take the buyout?

Donald Trump Jr. tweeted at Elizabeth Warren today that she should name her new dog Sniffing Bull. It’s blatantly racist and I don’t understand why no ones picking it up. Calling her Pocahontas, which the Trump’s have done for years now, is also blatantly racist. Trump even brought it up unprompted because he was in a…

4. Pour some oil from a tuna can into the cars air vents.

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor