I was thinking of “A Rose for Emily,” though that’s not technically a marriage.

Mitch McConnell said he “loved” his wife’s, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, response to a small group of protesters. “I loved it,” McConnell said. “It went viral on the internet, and I’ve got one tough wife. I’m proud of her.” He added that “poor behavior” was not the best way to address his support of…

He did! He says "Bababooey to you" at the very end.

“John Melendez, host of the podcast The Stuttering John, managed to speak to Donald Trump on the phone after posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. According to Melendez, he called the White House switchboard and made it through two call screens before Jared Kushner called him from Air Force One. Kushner…

If only it would stop spitting them out...

Of course it was Kushner’s fault.

Do you remember in the early days of the administration when they had to meet in the dark because no-one could find the light switch in the cabinet room? Glad to see that spirit lives on...

McConnell thinks the appropriate way to respond to family separation is to vote on a few bills that he knows will never pass and then ignore it.

She can’t have done well on the vocabulary sections, since she knows a handful of impressive words but can’t use them correctly.

Not too surprised.

I always remember that story I read by Don. Jr’s college roommate who saw 45 slap Jr. in the face, demand that Jr. put on a suit to go to a baseball game, and leave without saying another word.

FUCK Donald trump, milo, and the entire GOP for making journalists out to be the enemy of the people.

“Federal officers equipped with riot gear arrested eight protesters at an ICE facility in Portland”

Honestly though, what is the real difference between saying ‘Mexicans are rapists’ and ‘people from muslim countries can’t be trusted’ and what Russel Walker is saying? Give it a couple years and ‘The White Supremacist Party’ will be the official GOP motto, instead of the unofficial one.

Might be too late, they let all the racists join the party with open arms during Obamas 8-years.  

But remember, he took his orders from Comey and McCabe and they took their orders from you know who. Mueller/Comey best friends!

The GOP is attempting to distance itself from North Carolina legislative candidate Russell Walker, whose website states, “What is wrong with being a white supremacist? God is a racist and a white supremacist,” and claims that Jews “are Satanic as they all descend from Satan.” Sounds like a great guy.

Dear Rich,

It’s not right for the President to sign anything in his last year of office.