Her chief of staff needs to be fired for not tackling her at the door. My wife texted me an image of that and I thought it was a screen grab from the Onion. “No way that’s real”, said my brain. They truly are fucking with us now. 

I am at minimum fifteen years more tired and sad than I was last summer.

Must we pretend that she ever cared about anything or anyone besides herself? She has not once used her whole ass to help other people, and she has been silent about all the unspeakable cruelty that her husband’s people can concoct. This contemptuous woman has earned our universal, collective disdain.

““I signed a very good executive order yesterday but that’s only limited. No matter how you cut it, it leads to separation ultimately,”

“You know, Mr. Drumpf, in my day we knew what to do with fascists.”

In all seriousness, I actually can’t imagine what he and the Queen will talk about.

Thank you @POTUS for taking critical action ending family separation at our border.

Shut up Ivanka, you are a dumb bimbo

“Brave men and women of DHS”

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world,

ALSO, they’re reintroducing legislation to repeal the ACA. So, like the nazis they love, it seems like they want to get rid of the sick and disabled too.

Make America Paraphilia Again

Remember when Trump said if we vote for Hillary then we’d be stuck with a criminal President under federal probe from day one.

Bonus shittiness - the US has just quit the UN Human Rights Council.

So: immigrants are cockroaches and sarcastic cuddling of gaudy drapery gets his supporters wet. Cool, cool. All in a day’s putting.

“WATCH: President Trump hugs U.S. flag after speaking at NFIB anniversary celebration.”

There is no chance that Harry is a Trump or Brexit supporter. If anything, it was Meghan’s dad misinterpreting Harry following the family line of not making statements about politics.

In one interview with the showrunners, they said they had “American Pie” as a placeholder in that sequence until very late. Then someone rightfully hated it for the scene and “With or Without You” was brought up. But U2 waited until the last minute to approve it. Knowing the alternative, I’ll take the U2 any day.

Damn, dude. I’m *sure* I’m older than you, and I’M appalled by the “get the fuck off my lawn”-ness of this take.