r/nottheonion

Where can I send my donation? Is there a Kickstarter, or?

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Good point! I think he would be open to it, but to him travel = expensive so that’s why he’s not as raring to go as me. But pointing out our daytime entertainment would be free might help.

I went to the Natrual History Museum in 8th grade and I’m dying to go back. Mr. Claws has never been to D.C. His class trip got cancelled by 9-11. I’m trying to convince him to take a week (maybe during his Spring Break) and have us go to D.C. and check out the Smithsonians! I could spend that whole time just…

Wow, that is awesome! Kudos to them for raising amazing kids!

We’ve adjusted our withholding before and still ended up owing. I think the reason was when I was working I paid a lot of benefits out of my check and it was set up to come out pre-tax. So my health insurance, parking permit, life insurance for my husband, etc all were taken out pre-tax, so even with a higher…

This shit makes me want to have ten kids and raise them to be kind, thoughtful, educated, giving human beings. Like Quiverfull, but in reverse.

This! Mr. Claws and I owe taxes every year. Federal and state. It’s usually under $1000, and yeah it sucks having to come up with a large, unknown amount of money on kinda short notice, but we do it. We write the checks and move on. Because it’s our fair share and we get so much in return. I get insurance from the…

From the show Designing Women, season 3, episode 17, wherein Charlene gets engaged and is tested by her fiancé’s snooty family:

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Finally finished this ornament. Now to cut it out and glue on a ribbon!

Omg that’s so freaking cute. 💖

Can you do it with a random AZ address? Like, can I put in a Walmart then not come because I’m in NC? Because if so....

You’re so right. That guy second from the left looks like a kid playing dress up in his dad’s clothes.