I got Grimace in my first and only adult happy meal, and honestly, you don’t want him. That dude is creepy as shit. I hurriedly gave him to my kids and they don’t want him either. You want him? Somebody get that nightmarish freak out of my house.

I still play through this at least 2 or 3 times a year. This is the last game I expected to see an article about in 2019. You've made my day.

Other than Never Alone, this might be the worst lineup yet. 

I used to work at Bennigan’s. We did Team Trivia every Monday night, and there was one group that showed up every week, without fail, with their five kids. The three in diapers not only got changed at the table, but the parents would throw the dirty diapers under the table. My managers felt this was nothing to complain…

That’s easy. I told my daughter that means he doesn’t swear as much as everybody else.

Wow, you’re a dick. Dude just asked a question and you’re giving him crap about not knowing how this stuff works. Please eat poison.

None of you guys caught the RTJ closing set? They tore it up better than any Sunday closer in recent memory. Suicidal Tendencies also boasted one of the craziest crowds of the weekend, and with Trio in between those two it was the first Sunday lineup worth fighting to the front for since Cure played Disintegration...

So AV Club doesn’t have anyone on staff to proofread anymore?

At least America will lose exactly zero manufacturing jobs from this...

You forget that the entire reason he’s there to begin with is to visit his family for Christmas. Were it not for Christmas, he’d be in New York.

I’m a big fan of the one where he spends Christmas with Queens of the Stone Age and they all treat each other like shit. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages.

But Arrested Development...

Other than Heat, that’s quite a list of their most “meh” offerings. Aronofsky and Burton have both made far better movies than those.

You grope and have sex with your pets?

I agree with the sentiment, but the misuse of “heard” is really off-putting.

I dunno...I may be crazy, but literal snuff footage at a music festival seems a little too far to me. I didn’t wait for hours to get up front to watch people dying.

Some of the trucks literally had to throw out thousands of dollars worth of meat. Evidently nobody made them aware until they arrived. That’s a big hit to take for a lot of ‘em, and boy were they vocal about it. Kind of hard to enjoy yourself when every food vendor is angry and complaining. :/

Police beating up people was the least of it. Let’s not forget the snuff footage and porn.

Marco’s has both the best toppings and the worst sauce of any mentioned. The sauce tastes like sadness.