JD & The Straight Shot. Mostly because at some point it means you were employed by James Dolan, and may be a Knick.

J.D. and the Straight Shot, obviously.

Does anyone know what happened to Mr. Brown?
Either he’s alive, or he’s dead, or the Pats got him...or they don’t.

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

You had to bring Clinton into this, didn’t you?

this is why you have an alternate legislative body in Funkadelic

President apparently.

Aha, see? Slippery slope indeed.

Well, he and a lot of these younger, conservative big mouths make for great humiliation fantasies. I admit I could get off on whacking his bare ass. Ok, I’m gonna stop now, I promise.  

All statements from a black American president are going to sound radical to the ears of a racist.

Well, Steve, I don’t want people legislating my pussy that don’t own it, or that don’t know how to use it, or that would never be invited near it.

They already own U of M so I don’t see a problem with this

Run? He wasn't any good at that when he was a professional athlete. 

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

“If you’re not a living pickup truck doing racism in this state, then you’re some biotech sales rep in boat shoes sitting in some glorified comfort food gastropub sorting out ways to suck municipal funding dry so that everyone ELSE in the state can’t benefit from it.”

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

If only someone would’ve said something about JaMarcus Russell going 5 for $5 early in his career...

The Ryan Fitzpatrick jokes go in the Miami Dolphins WYTS comments.