Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

What if I spend my time on the internet watching other people spend a lot of time on their knees?  Does that count?

Yes, vote like there’s a horse loose in a hospital.

what do you disagree with them about. you’ve made it clear in the past: you believe brown people entering the country is a problem that needs a Solution of some kind or another. you believe that a political conspiracy is preventing us from having a dialogue about a Great Replacement. you believe that the second…

Hell, we already try it and the Republicans do every possible thing they can to prevent it from ever happening. 

But instead of being Nirvana TX is much more like Courtney Love.

A moose once bit my sister

Yes, but Obama would have been doing it while being black.

Gorka looks like he has a high center of gravity. I’m pretty sure if you give him a good hard poke he will topple over as predicted in the Communist domino theory.

Don’t know if you mean the band or the NFL team, but I starred you either way.

Everyone should be played by Keanu Reeves. Everyone.

There is no voice I’d rather hear say “Mr Anderson” than this guy’s

They’re more prepared than you might think:

If it were not for the Uuu-nited States Congress, they would be in their overalls, rolling around in a dust bath, all while huffing paint thinner.

well someone is mad their fav character Dany didn’t get the throne.

69% ? ! Rob Gronkowski is somewhere giggling his ass off. 

Nice.

nice.

We dont bother to learn a language other than English and then cry when the world doesn’t kiss our ass