Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.
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They were all actually part of a secret chemtrail op. The 777 was dropping the epoxy resin, the fighters the hardener. And now all Germany is immobilized, ready for Putin’s tanks.... True story.
One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.
Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.
Really this should be retitled: “How to use zip ties as more or less intended, make your shit look cheap, and make stupid versions of extremely cheap things”.
A boy’s best friend is his mother.
SLAY QUEEN!
Always applicable
u mad bro?
Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.
She’s rich, so she must be smart.
His supporters still think trickle down economics is brilliant. They’ll cheer on this change. Because of the billionaires just get richer, maybe one day I’ll make some money too! And let’s not forget they’re JOB CREATORS. even though most of them don’t believe in minimum wage period. Maybe jobs will come back but…
I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.
Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.
Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…
Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.
And now we honor your grandfather’s sacrifice by celebrating 50 years of the Enterprise! Those brave souls boldly went where no man had gone before!
I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.