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Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.

They were all actually part of a secret chemtrail op. The 777 was dropping the epoxy resin, the fighters the hardener. And now all Germany is immobilized, ready for Putin’s tanks.... True story.

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

Really this should be retitled: “How to use zip ties as more or less intended, make your shit look cheap, and make stupid versions of extremely cheap things”.

The rail made me think it was the floor, also, I spy pretzels.

Wow! Disgusting and informative, thanks!

Is that the wall?

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

SLAY QUEEN!

Always applicable

u mad bro?

She’s rich, so she must be smart.

And now we honor your grandfather’s sacrifice by celebrating 50 years of the Enterprise! Those brave souls boldly went where no man had gone before!

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.

Jesus told me carbon dating is a lie.