Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

Permanently grayed out from Jezebel? Sounds like an accomplishment tbh.

Since he was dumb enough to stand there and get retardant dumped all over him, I guess you could say he's officially retarded.

The best I could come up with.

Was Megyn Kelly on that flight?

Oh, he’s definitely drawing a dick.

Two words: Suicide Solution

(And, to be sure, there’s an inherent racism in that dilemma: Few bat an eye at violent lyrics or misogyny in classic rock, chalking it up to poetic license and creative expression. It’s only when blacks are engaging in provocative lyrics that we clutch our pearls.)

Exactly. If you can start the car at idle with the clutch only, you’re most of the way there.

Katherine can learn to drive my stick any day. (^_^)

I’ve always thought it best to teach a new stick driver to feel where the clutch grabs at idle before telling them to raise the revs. A good driver on flat ground shouldn’t need 3,000 rpm to start rolling away.

Sense speed by clutch smell!

If there was snow I’d have just pulled the parking brake and walked into traffic.

You forgot the snow and the degree to which it was uphill.

No no no. You have to learn in a city, facing uphill at a red light with a dump truck behind that’s given you zero coasting space while driving a ‘95 Mustang with a transmission missing 2 of its 5 speeds and a clutch that’s “iffy”.

Giant fireworks cumshot!

That beam doesn’t look like anything that cannot be formed, or even extruded. Maybe 3D makes it easier to make and test a prototype, but forming is a hell of a lot cheaper if you are making a bunch, as you do with beams or joists. Plus, I would be concerned with the durability of a layered chunk of structural concrete…

I’m all for 3D printing ... looking at it as a structural engineer, something like this can be made to work but why 3D print it. Our firm uses precast companies that could make this using traditional techniques easily and make it much better looking. As far as the efficiency of the beam, no consideration is taken for…