But keep the skates.

Kenny Albert is insufferable. And he’s going to be calling every game this series. How did he get on the B team?

I and my cohort of drunken investors are super-pissed.

They could have at least hollowed them out so Cubs fans could piss in them.

Dear Cubs Fans,

At $10m a year, that means ODB gets paid over $300,000 an hour for his services. There are $20/hr jobs that are far more dangerous. Be happy that you get paid so much to play a sport, save your money like a normal person, and deal with the rest of your life like the rest of us. Nobody told you that you had to buy a…

If he’s worried about the risks, retire. The fact that millions of kids will continue trying, mostly in vain, to reach the NFL to assume those risks and salaries is evidence that they are paid sufficiently well. I mean, I love seeing a billionaire take a financial hit as much as the next guy, but it takes some of the…

I hate it when people use a car before me and don’t leave some gas in it.

I farted in a 2015 Mustang GT tester at Willow Springs right before Matt Farah got in it. At first I felt bad about it, but later I attributed it to adding a dime to his lap time so I now chalk it up as a tiny victory. Don’t tell that to Matt though.

Dick was involved in a close shave.

I’ll take my lumps as a Nats fan.

What an asshat.

Michael Bay: [cums]

Not the first time that Bolt Bus has welcomed an explosion on their buses

That’s what happens when you stop for Arby’s.

Obligatory.

He is just a lazy idiot who fed off the success of other stars and is now hated throughout society, but please leave Scottie Pippen alone.