You forgot maturity. And derpness.

You should have added “and quarterbacking for the Browns” to the list.

“Manziel”? More like “man’s ill [from chronic, self-destructive struggles with alcohol abuse],” amirite?

Watching grass grow as they watch grass die.

NFL Opening weekend 20 minutes before kickoff, Johnny is feeling like having a drink calls up his sponsor. Ring ring
AA sponsor: “Hello”
Manziel: “Hey it’s Johnny I’m feeling a little weak, I’m nervous, I feel like having a drink.”
AA sponsor “Son you need to not return to the Cleveland Browns. Just leave the stadium.”
Ma…

Driving while drunk is a civil right yo!

Wow, man. Just because he's black doesn't mean that you need to defend him so adamantly. It's ok for you to admit that the dude is an idiot. HE IS WORTH $50,000. 50 THOUSAND.

If he wanted to go home and avoid jail time, he should’ve probably just raped a girl.

+1 for vaccines

That series irritated me so much I actually made a plugin to block it: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Paying $100 for a Jay Cutler-signed football and giving it to his son? Sounds like he’s backing the Pro-Cruelty Society as well.

Many balls from Cutler fall well short of their target.

That anonymous buyer is a better dad than Jay Cutler.

The current cars are very aero-sensitive

The fart she directs at the television at :09 seems to actually affect the race.

"Boy, he really stuck it in on entry there, Bob."

you think thats shit scary look at this