I can't believe this wasn't Florida.

"Freddie Freeman's foul tip smashed the plexiglass..."

Say that to Prince Fielder's recovering chair...

It's only preseason. They don't kneed him.

Usually when an Asian chugs a gallon of white stuff, it takes longer than 20 seconds and Uncle Bob has his pants down.

Looks like that elbow protector is about to be absorbed by his body.