I’m sorry, but you can’t eat at Chipotle anymore. It’s not allowed. I’ve told you and now you, specifically, are not allowed.

Breaking kinja silence to congratulate Miss Mercedes!! Living the dream <3

Yeah. He would probably have to be filmed saying he thinks the Confederate flag is a loser flag and that he’s paid women to have abortions to make any kind of dent in his base.  Then his flunkies would say he was just kidding and you really can’t pay attention to what he actually says and well... fuck it...Trump…

The sad thing is, those brain dead masses of supporters would hear him saying all that and STILL vote for him.

That was airtime that could have been put to a better use. No one needs to hear Limbaugh’s opinions. Particularly black people, who are dealing with a tsunami of hurt right now. He, and others of his ilk, have spent the last 30+ years fomenting the kind of discord that has brought us to where we are right now. He’s a…

Fascists just gotta fascist, I guess. How about we get back all the civil liberties we lost post 9/11 first before we talk about giving any more up? Because there is always gonna be some special circumstances, because they are just too useful for the fascists not to be.

I hit the mute button when ever he or Pence is at the podium. Its just exhausting to listen to a moron and Pence because there is much better fellatio on PornHub.  

While I don’t know her personally, everything I can see indicates that Meghan would be a catch for any man alive, royal or not.

LMAO here’s our very stable genius hard at work.

There ain’t much worse than finding out you’re related to some crazy racist republican who’s famous.

Minivans have many design advantages over your typical TSW, like flat floors and big sliding doors.

First marbula one, now this...

As tempting as it must be to try and massage the numbers to make Trump look right, that’s not how science works. That -is- how Trumpland works though, where he claims something for whatever cockamamie reason, and then his sycophants scramble to justify it, like with his claim about the Hurricane threatening Alabama.

Let this be a lesson to all of the other billionaire psychopaths out there who think they can buy the presidency. You cannot buy the presidency.

Honestly, I’m much happier about Bloomberg getting shut out than I am about Biden vs. Sanders. I wasn’t gonna vote for Mike fucking Bloomberg in November, and it looks like I may not even have to pretend to like him!

99.9% of the time except for ribs and chicken wings.  I dunno how you couldn’t just give ‘em a quick lick rather than wipe your fingers about 1,000 times over one half slab of ribs. 

O’Keeffe’s Working Hands. Coworker recommended it to me. I’ll never go back to anything else for the heavy-duty needs.

Let’s say I fall in love with and marry a man who happens to be a part of a famous and wealthy family. They seem kinda strange and controlling, but I love him, I should go for it! Turns out they are racist so we decide to move away and only seem them on holidays. People are still interested in us because the family is…

What dialog... he’s had spokespeople issue non-apologies, demands for retractions, and excuses..