Steve Wilhite, inventor of GIF, says soft-g, it’s how it originally was pronounced, and the losers who insist on hard-g are just johnny-come-latelys to the interwebs.

Nah this dude was bad fucking ass. He wanted to strap himself to a rocket so he did. 

Freedom my man.  Freedom.  You gotta let people do their own thing.  Stupid or not.

It’s steam powered! He would have fallen down from a cloud of steam and hit the ground with a fireless, steamless thud.

In case no one’s noticed yet, with any Conservative, anything else they are is subordinate to Conservative. Black Conservative, Catholic Conservative, Irish Conservative, Female Conservative, even modifiers like “Moderate....” All things are subordinate to the “Conservative” part.  This is true of celebrities and your…

Some ol’ bullshit meant to appeal to black conservatives, conspiracists, and idiots.

Expensive and unnecessary? Well-off parents are all about that. That’s a feature that allows them to show how much they care about their little Jayden. Toddler milk will be a big hit. 

I cannot adequately express how much Doug Jones has pissed me off since he was elected.

“The thing that was even more upsetting to me is the fact that they’re not antiques, they’re replicas.”

You’re welcome.

Let me take a break from celebrating with my family to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to My Fam at The Root!

Hell, at this rate, 45 seems like a rough age to make it to (am 42).

Lol at all the squares mad at these people for doing crimes

Going in on a child.  You a dastardly motherfucker if you guilty of this. 

Sarah Braaaaaaagh is insane:

Hollywood will make a movie about this where Smith forgives (and hugs) enslaver edwards and goes back to work at the restaurant so he can put his entire paycheck into edwards prison commissary account. It will win motion picture of the year at the academy awards.

Dude. Bro.