LOL fucking psychopath. Actually, I think the psychologists/psychiatrists need a new label for someone like DJT. Idiotapath. ‘complete delusion disorder’

Lawd, the hate for her is so intense, pointed (stiletto (knife) blade sharp), way over the top. I feel for her. She’s both smart, and beautiful - so my interpretation of the Brit media is that they’re racist as FUCK. 

and Trump is 73, although he reportedly tells women that he’s a spry 54.

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Yeah, $200k an episode vs $5k isn’t a small amount. 

Damon! I have just the info-graphic for you!

I can’t even fathom spending _a half a billion dollars_. I can’t contemplate _having_ half a billion dollars, let alone blowing it like it’s no big deal. That is not a world I live in.

I second O’Keeffes products! Works pretty well, without being greasy or oily.

I was talking to a dude in one of my classes, and he said “WTF is this? I just show my ID, and 5 minutes later I’m done voting? Usually there’s always some fuckery!” -> he is from Texas, moved to Colorado some time ago. 

I have this problem on a 2006 Legacy; my dad has this problem on a 2008 Jeep Patriot. Both of us have to fill our cars with the gas-lever set on ‘makes a funny squeeling noise’ or the gas fills up the filler tube too quickly, and trips the pump off.

A used comb? or a new one? gahh

I think I’m drunk. Am I that high? I mean, drunk? Something ain’t right, maybe I’m having a schizophrenia or a stroke?

That Jeff Sessions advertisement made me want to beat my head with a metal mallet. The pokey side of the meat tenderizer hammer thing. So much insanity and ‘alternative truth’. Lawdhamercy.

And frequently with the “we’re/I’m going to start a race war” thing. ? Are you (they) just feeling ignored by non-white folks? Mommy and daddy didn’t give you enough attention and hug you enough?

I would die of embarassment if my mom sold burnt-underwear/vagina scented anything. 

I don’t usually have the attention span for games, but I’ve been chipping away at Wolfenstein New Order - it and Old Blood were on sale for like $3. I can afford that.

TBF, the headline just said ‘noticed’.
I was thinking ‘”forget” to wear various articles of clothing’ ‘loudy wonder about various conspiracy theories’ ‘cook fish in the lunchroom microwave’ (etc)

Hashtag Bong2020 - lol

I’m glad y’all can laugh at the BS and not let it drag you down. 

When I’m sad, I know, I always have a friend wearing big red shoes... :p