I know how to melt gummy bears. The trick is to leave them in the car on a hot sunny summer day. You can have gummy bears stuck in your car fabric basically forever.

I don’t even fly on an airline that has a first class section, let alone have the cash to buy a first class ticket. Hell, I don’t even know anyone who has flown/flies first class. My mom said onetime my Grandma got bumped up to first class, and she arrived at the airport sloppy drunk. Free alcoholic drinks, I am to…

1. Trump destabilized our trade with the dumb tariff games against China. He literally had to put soy farmers on corporate welfare.

Pretty sure the single red fog light on the left is a European thing pretty much exclusively. The theory might be, that in heavy fog, you would pull off, and the one extra bright red light would warn someone behind you that you were there, and that was the left hand side of your car -right there-. (doesn’t make total…

Reminds me of a kid interaction at school when I was in like 4th grade - some kid got his feelings hurt, and “Superman is going to come get you! Superman is real! You’ll see! Someday you’ll see!”. (ehh, no, and I know that, and you’re the same age as me, uhm.. hmm.. )

I will never for any reason install a chain restaurant (or any restaurant) program/app on my phone. I try to keep a little bit of privacy in my life..

Cadillac : Coupe De Ville, and since Americans are crazy about SUV-like-things, some SUV-like thing.

I’m glad that you can enjoy the Fallout (3-ish) games because of the VATS system they did. That’s really awesome!
BEthesda did another fallout-ish space one, uhh, .. Outer Worlds? but you don’t get VATS, you get a slowed down period of time, and it’s pretty limited. Perhaps someone will come up with a mod for it, and…

Obviously it’s a young chicken with a intense hair-stylist, who’s also willing to style feathers for celebrity chickens and stuff. Probably a lot of really strong mousse or gel. Maybe even a baby-chicken-weave-mohawk.  IDK.

I don’t really get why not having a spermicide would help with things that crop up occasionally during sex, where semen might (?) be more likely to flow or get past the condom. Probably not enough of the spermicide to kill a fair quantity. IDK, I didn’t see any statistics in the article, so I am kind of blowing it off.

Oh, Ned Holeness? I mean, Carlos Mencia?
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to sell your product, Ned.

Have you ever used your whole mind? It’s terrifying at first

BUT you could maybe write a book, without killing as many brain cells - and then
step 3. PROFIT!!!
(what kind of fool goes on about badgers-the-animal when shit is going down?) (never mind, I feel the brain cells dying!)

He might be excellent actor or whatever, and I’ll always see him as Fire Marshall Bill, from back in the days, on ‘In Living Color’. 

Hell yeah those democrats are vicious. I put my hand in the cage, and some democrat that was all teeth came and ripped two of my fingers off.
Oh, that was the zoo, and the lions? My bad. It was an upsetting experience and I just figured, Trump talking about vicious democrats, and he musta been talking to me personally…

Peel it out of the wall, pour some plastic mold shit on it, and throw it in the river. Thus the sanctity isn’t ‘damaged’, you could go scuba dive your ass down and look at it. Preserved with plastic for all time. As far as the rest of us see it - it got chucked in the river where only hardcore diving-school certified…

Puppets - imitation people - have hands up their rear ends, and the actual person with the hand makes the puppets do the things it does.

Somewhat related, somewhat unrelated: If a cop has you pulled over & suggests that he/she might be happier if they could search your car - DON’T! If they didn’t have reason to get a warrant & search your car, then the don’t have a reason. Don’t voluntarily give up your search & seizure rights. Sure, that might ‘make…

Heard you on the radio, good show

(melania) “Ze Donahld, I am preofessional model, I know vee can make somethink that looks better than the orange color...”