TBF ‘sugar free’ so something indigestible instead. And not ‘slowly digested’ but ‘rapidly indigested’. Yeek

“He’s a man who is deeply driven by a sense of kindness and compassion,”

Where did you get that stock photo? LOL

I don’t care who you are, if you are burning “ scented candles, I’m giving you a severe side-eye. In fact, I probably will just leave your domiscile. That’s weird.

Said grown nephew, you realize, is yours for perpetuity if you continue to cook good things :p

Whoa! There’s a chix thigh shortage? News to me...

Fox ‘news’ you say?! How can this be?

Hard pass.

and the feds are seeking an order to prevent this type of thing from occurring again in the future.

You said ‘Best new features... Apple Maps redesign’...

Ahem, I have to admit I’ve cut myself more than once with a half frozen bagel.

I hear ya. I have a radio I just leave on all the time in my garage, and listening to it for a few minutes made me crazy. I never turn the radio off, but I did today... 

Martin would have wanted you to either be white, or smart. Your mother should have picked a better john.

Seems like the more ‘hip’ a place is, the more likely it is to have concrete floors and ceilings and no noise dampening. Look, I go to a fancy place with people I like and expect to be able to have a conversation, at least.

Don Jr : “I”m just glad for another excuse to slather flattery on my dad and hope he pays attention to me. Maybe he’ll ‘like’ my comments one day?”

I’ve blackmailed plenty of people with my power! How can you say I’m not a blackmail? Black, male. Suure. That’s phonetically close! I mean, blackmailer is 90% black male! Err... wut da fuk am I saying?

It entertains me, that so many people that hate you/your writing, read the @#% out of it. I don’t watch Fox news, why would someone that hates being here keep doing it? Hate-reading? Some sort of anger mangament?
Weird, but always amusing.

That dude is looking at his phone. Sighing. “These people fight like 8 year olds, I could lay them all out. Jeez. Kids these days.” “I feel like some idiot is taking a wrong way video of me, that’s weird”. Hmm, they forgot my tzatziki, and they seem occupied. Dang.”

Neither my dad nor I are allergic to MSG, but it does cause fast heart beats, I personally sometimes act silly like the way someone who smokes pot does (he does not). He gets worse repetitive dreams at night, I take seroquel and it might take me longer to get to sleep, but that stuff knocks you out.

Steve King Stephen King, I realize it’s a small pattern, but still