Great! Now he needs someone to pee on that burn to take the sting away.
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To take away the sting, you can piss on it too. Assuming you don’t get stung on the face. (In which case, have someone else piss on it.)
Nothing could be my father from the truth!
Wallaby damned.
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Curt Shilling is the closest thing we have to Car-Accident-Evolution Guy.
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
So glad the Barves got rid of this bum.
Ahem, I have a tickle in my throat.
Not to be confused with the majestic silver boar seen here, emerging from a water retention pond in Buffalo, NY.
I already knew about the clomiphene thanks to Chael Sonnen.
That’s a Target fedora if I’ve ever seen one.
The only thing that would’ve made this better is if Nick Saban reached wayyyyy back - waited for Greg McElroy to sprinkle some baby powder in his hand - and slapped the dog shit out of Finebaum.
- Marge Simpson
“Those sell-by dates are mostly bullshit.”
“Hey Tom, look we’re stretching the same! Ha! Best friends...”
Who’s been cutting French onions in here?
*Opens a bag of Lay’s Wavy Potato Chips*
