@BeckySharper: Frank and beans! Oh, and every guy does this once, the stupid ones more than once.

@Hamsterpants: You forgot the tight end and wide receiver jokes.

On the other hand, the 97% fat free butter flavored popcorn is only 2 points for the whole damn bag if you're doing weight watchers.

@mepo: Nope, factory workers developed it long before the one diagnosed case of a consumer contracting it.

@BeckySharper: Uhm, your g-spot is your clit. Same portion of the female anatomy, only internal intead of external.

@anniehall: In some cases, they're not technical glitches. It's simply related to how some firewalls work. I had to help develop a solution for just such an issue at one of my previous jobs.

@mbprice: The only person I've ever met who had it, has had both kidneys fail, and a transplanted kidney fail. He developed it a few months after having to go on dialysis.

@mepo: The concentration of butter flavoring in a single bag of microwave popcorn is basically harmless. However the people working in factories handling the stuff need to wear hazmat suits and respirators.

@lizzybennet: Oh ow!

Next up, anal mints. For a minty fresh anus.

And, the truth about web monitoring softare? Unless the system is automated or you have a really bored, and snoopy IT person running it...nobody, except people walking past your cube, is really paying anny attention to what you're doing.

@anniehall: It sounds silly, but there is likely a good technical explanation for this. I can think of a few scenarios in which it would occur, especially if they're using a very popular brand of firewall.

@JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Unfortunately, said vadges unfortunately are an integral part of creating said douchebags. You just don't know that they're douchebags until many years later.

9 things? Show up naked, bring beer, have pizza on speed dial. Next!

Speaking of which, it's nice to see photos of her looking sober again.

@es-ki-mo: But is the drog too drunk to walk? Is that why it's being carried?

@peliroja: Because they pay for the internet connection, and it's their perogative?

@hortense: No, no. Lindsay needs a mop, and that dog was conveniently places. She's going to strap it to her swiffer with some scrunchies and do some serious spring cleaning at her pad.

@BAngieB: She'll give it back, it'll just be starved from anorexia so that it no longer fits anyone but her and smell like runway.

@Muffyn: I have serious acid reflux problems, but I can put away a couple of 2 liters in a day if I'm not mindful of it. Especially on a crack-food driven day.