@bandit: The basic premise is that if your battery is only at 10%, and you need 6.3% to get home, it will not kick over the ICE to fill an energy need that isn't there.

Correction, Robert Kardashian was her father, he was involved in the OJ case though.

@Diziet_Sma: I think she had a sex tape, and her father was David Shapiro or something? Something to do w/ the OJ case. I don't remember if that's why she's famous or not though... She might do other things? Like, I dunno.

Is she selling a new line of couches on QVC?

Who was it... Asia Carerra I think? She's a member of Mensa.

@Philthyist again.: What, no purple headed warrior pummeling her quivering mound of love pudding?

@katekate is squared: Oh right. Sorry, duh.

@Rose_Selavy: No, they might steal the lemon heads from the other island folk.

@katekate is squared: Ah, I haven't looked @ Billy Ray's new woman. I still haven't forgiven him for that damn song, or the mullet.

@MissCricket: I find it creepier that I can't tell the difference between Hulk's new girlfriend and his daughter...

@katekate is squared: Well, none that you've seen yet. Maybe she waxes the upper lip?

Don't exploit my tween, my innocent tween. I just don't think she'd understand. And if you exploit my tween, my innocent tween, she might grow up like Britney Spears and have a mental breakdown again.

I really need to remember to close that anchor tag... Feh.

It's not a burlap sack, it's a "Fucking Poncho!" for women! It's beige, and designed to cover up her lack of photoshopping!

@Triphena: Great... Now men won't even be required to attend the wedding. Running away screaming no longer counts as saying "I don't!"...

@CreoleSugar: Drunk? I thought they already had it in the form of Crunk.