@hamorous: I would use the hammer to break a window and flee. Even if you blind them, they will still smell your brains.

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A company called Glam Guns already exists.

@Archetype: The GF's laptop has all kinds of stickers on it. Including one that says Eat More Pussy.

@blackbirdfly: Haven't seen that, but I've seen a Hello Kitty AK47.

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Chanel your rage.

@hamorous: Or, thaty they just happen to view the world a little differently from you, and want you to be prepared.

That's awesome!

@cautionarywhale: I know the joke well. I've also come across discarded LP tanks used to harvest Amonia off of large tanks while hiking.

@lolacat(ΩΜ): You mean like the fact that I travel on airplanes while armed? (You can stab someone just as easily with a cheap pen as you can a knife.) Or that I plot out whose neck I need to step on to get out of somewhere if things go badly?

@BeAgrestic: They could have at least watched Brick and picked up some classy lingo.

People being evicted for farming because their land is more profitable as biofuel... Anyone else think that biofuel is a good idea now that we're rapidly inflating the cost of foodstuffs commonly used in 3rd world countries to make gas/deisel?

Why does she have an alien eyeball inside of her left nostril? Did they move on from anal implants?

@cautionarywhale: Sadly no, the readily available presence of anhydrous amonia...

@braak: Yeah, I've wandered outside barefoot in gym shorts with an asp to talk some sense into a guy who was uhm, showing his girlfriend his boxing technique.

@hortense: I have something similar to #6 that I used to carry all the time in my old vehicle.

@echosdream: Meth is basically big around any place that has large amounts of farming nearby.

@noseriously: He isn't puerto-rican, it's probably safe to assume he's a jet all the way from his first cigarette to his last dyin' day.