@lesspopmorefizz: Eh, I lived on a dry campus during college.

@JouJou: I have personally known a drug dealing moron who lost his ride while in a police/justice training program.

In the form of a Rocky & Bullwinkle episode: "Stay tuned for Exploring George Michael's 'Faith' or What What, in the Butt."

@redheadedstepchild: And 50% of the population is of below average intelligence.

@redheadedstepchild: Intelligence != common sense.

@Archetype: His seven eight balls?

She looks cold, maybe someone could set out a conveniently placed fur coat for her to model.

@zivah: I'll stick with Anita Kelsey

She claims she's better after rehab, but I say no, no, no!

@BAngieB: Are you saying she's a pepsi person?

Admit it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught her wearing.

@dummyfakeroller: I think you're safe if Wynona Rider is there, unless she brings a really big purse.

Why do I get the feeling that fur snatchers would be more accurate as a title for this entry?

@OneMartiniAway: No no, you have it all wrong. She was addicted to snorting pixie sticks.

@hortense: Actually, her grandmother stole that shit from an animal's back. It's not like the girl can actually give it back to the animals it was taken from.

@redvelvet: Yeah, see uh no. Even if you had been a shitty girlfriend, his actions are his own. Including cutting. Without being able to further analyze the situation, I would expect that he has attachment issues, abandonment issues, and a sort of flexible moral code that only applies when it's not inconvenient to him…

@gold_gato: No, in that case it would have ended up on the couch, with the dogs licking it and defecating on it. Allegedly anyway.

@Archetype: She got it back, damaged, dirty, and disgusting. I'd say she was a victim.

Oh, and really. Who throws a shoe?

Why isn't LiLo more sensitive to teh animals?