I'm addicted to swiss cake rolls.

OK, so basically these are people addicted to seratonin?

God is a myth, perpetuated by the same people who claim that they're able to find that other 9v battery from the two pack 8 months later when the smoke detector starts chirping again.

@buzzgirl: I wanted to go there, but just couldn't bring myself to say it.

Didn't I see Kim's dress in The Christmas Story?

Did she skin that cheetah herself?

Is she airbrushed nor not airbrushed in this photo?

Basically, she's telling everyone with a look: "This is a white silk coat motherfuckers, if any of you bitches so much as gets a spec of paparrazi on me I'm gonna start gutting people. Starting with you!"

@crushdmb: Piestawa Peak or something equally unspellable.

@Charlotte Corday, Miss Stabby Stabby 1793: Pretty much how it goes. I was married to such a princess once... Once Johnny!

@bigtittycommittee: Yeah, see, way wrong way to express that sentiment. Even if you meant well.

@SleeplessNights: Yeah, societal pressure on men basically requires them to hold it in. I'm not saying it is right, or in any way productive.

@westvillagegirl: People get freaked out for good reason when the meds are for their brain. Having had a moronic doctor proscribe medication that reacted terribly with my ADD meds, and THEN upped the dose on me to send me from mildly depressed to I don't care about anything at all? Well, gosh...

@Philthyist is annoyed: That's the catch really. You can't help someone help themselves. You can be supportive, you can even drag them to a therapist themselves...But if they don't want to help themselves, then there's nothing you or anyone else can do.

Woohoo!

She looks almost... normal.

@and Begorrah: Aren't chaps assless by nature?

Like her or hate her, she's got the money and is laughing all the way to the magazine photo shoot.

@ceejeemcbeegee: Sure as hell better than pork rinds!

@FourInchHeels: I don't know about the music majors, but the band members seemed to party harder than anyone else on campus.