@sanibelly: It's the Count of Monte Cristo syndrome. Guy thinks he's better than friend, friend is happy and has a great life, guy becomes angry and sets out to sabotage friend.

@Rebecca: Because rejection is hard? People like to know why they were rejected, and sometimes they build up this fantasy persona about someone they're interested in that they're becoming infatuated with.

@saradanger: He does behave in a douche-like manner, but the truth is. He does it to learn about what is wrong with him. It's obvious to anyone outside of him, but he represents what many of us do. Wander around blindly even though we KNOW what we need to do because we don't feel strong enough to make important…

@hortense: Jesus is technically a Zombie.

@redheadedstepchild: Why would chicks go to see a movie about a woman screwing up repeatedly romantically? Wouldn't they find it insulting?

@ceejeemcbeegee: I think closure for some people (for me anyway) is really more an explanation of why it all went catastrophically wrong in a heartbeat.

He's feeling really stupid for having written that e-mail to Moe just now...

Basically what this comes down to is that there are people with realistic relationship expectations that know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

@ineffable.me: Nah, it's a Cusack movie. Of course men will dig it. And, he tends to play the hapless lovable shit on by love male lead until he finds true love.

@ineffable.me: High Fidelity was always a dude book, not sure why it isn't a dude film.

@ItchykooParker: Al Goran is an inconvenient truth?

I'm sorry sir we cannot allow you to enter the country at the moment, if you would please step this way and visit Vanna to buy a couple of vowels for that name we will be able to clear you through security.

@BadenBaden: Chaplin isn't quite the same.

@Archetype: I still prefer Hitchhiker's Guide's explanation.

@Archetype: Like ducked while running for cover to dodge sniper fire after landing in Bosnia with Sinbad and Cheryl Crow, but instead stopping to use little children as meat shields on the tarmac? ;)

Uhm, why can't we let ugly people just be ugly people without having to rub in the fact that they're ugly?

@Cam/ron: I've only seen the updated one @ Disneyworld, and I don't even remember anything hispanic about it other than it was set to the Macarena at times?

@ineffable.me: Oh, I'm not above stereotypes, this is just one that baffles me. I understand why many of them exist, just not this one.

@Dear Blond Diary...: Eh, when I think of hispanic workers, I think of underpaid, overworked, working from sun up to sun down. Maybe I'm just weird, but there are a lot of hispanics working in construction, and I was amazed at how many long hours they worked and in what conditions. Hell, I offered beer (at the end of…

@ineffable.me: He's taking a siesta, maybe it's his lunch break? It's not like when they show him napping that it shows him there for 9 days. Sleeping during the hottest part of the day strike me as smart personally.