@calitexican: Nope, I'm just at work which means slow connection.

@cde: Oh, see, I appear to be do-goody. I open doors for people in case there's a random gunman in/outside. I let people enter elevators before me in case the doors open and the elevator isn't there...

@BeAgrestic: So, when the guy makes a hole it's not about stimulation, it's about fscking a stuffed animal? Sounds rather the same thing to me.

@cde: Well, I have to at least think that SM is somewhat evil. A person has to be at least somewhat evil for me to respect them as a person.

@ineffable.me: Don't sleep on the crumbs!

@cde: LOL, I'll stick to HHGG Zooey.

@amyltall: Yeah, that's pretty much on my list of things to never say to a woman ever.

@cde: But can she sing as good as Zooey?

Oh wow, the dreaded, "It worked on every other girl." line...

The headline makes me think of that very bad movie... Attack of the 5' 2" women.

*buffering buffering*

It's here! It's here!

@NefariousNewt: Maybe she's just desperately trying to find her invisible jet.

@rah29: Maybe she's a member of Jews for Jesus

Oh, wait! She just needs gold bracelets and a lasso of truth!

Is she channeling Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, or running after the crack dealing icecream truck in her neighborhood?

@tscheese: I still wear loose cut jeans. Not baggy mind you, but you know, I have thighs and an ass. There really isn't anything more uncomfortable than feeling jeans attempting to raise my voice a few octaves.

But is there a cameo appearance of Fonzworth Bentley in the production? If not, I'm just not going to go see it.

@cocojack: Even as a skater boy (wait, I still skate) I never dressed that badly.

@PantyWaist: Sometimes I'll go see a bad movie, just for the pretty special effects.