And cue Sir Mix-A-Lot here!

@sabbaticalplease: Hey now, there's a deck of cards in the window, we could use those to play gin!

Badonk-a-donk.

Did he steal some little boy's pants that are too small to zip up or something?

BTW, Run DMC called from the 80's, they want their shoes back, you're ruining their image.

Sand is coarse, just like your sense of fashion and acting.

@hamburgerhotdog: Well, I didn't mean "change" just get to know them enough to find out if they already have the jacket you seek.

@Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: Ah, yes. So basically you're saying it's a salesmanship issue.

@Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: I don't do the "let's drop things" bit. However if a discussion gets too heated, or too emotional, I will ask for a temporary recess on the discussion until I am calmer.

@hamburgerhotdog: Sometimes those Old Navy twill barn jackets are hiding a Rick owens leather motorcycle jacket.

@katastic: Better than going the other direction like me. My voice is easily lost in the background, so I'm pretty much never heard.

@Philthyist is praying to the Powerball Gods: I think some people simply have a language gap, and if you assume that the other person is nitpicking rather than asking for clarification, then it becomes an issue.

@gluecake: A basic truism I found after I divorced. It was easier to go out and get laid than to find a quality person to have a relationship with... And I lived in Iowa.

@weedie: *blink*

@braak: Probably whether their meat is better suited for grilling or stewing.

@gluecake: Honestly, I don't think people are choosy enough. I think settling for a person is a way to find a miserable relationship, and a miserable life.

@katastic: More likely the guy will need coaching from you on how to grow a spine mild-mannered?

Oddly enough the gf sent me yesterday with the question of, "Aren't you glad you don't use this train of thought to find people to date anymore?"

@westvillagegirl: Technically his arms aren't adamantite, they're laced with adamantite. it's the claws themselves (which are retracable) that are fully adamantite.

The answer is: Because all of the good men already have boyfriends.