@haguenite (back out of exile!): Well yes, depending on where she is in her cycle smell can vary. I just meant that each woman's cooter smells differently, and that "bad" smelling ones aren't necessarily due to medical issues or hygene problems. Just body chemistry.

@tscheese: Not all vaginas smell the same. Some smell much worse, or much better than others... And it has nothing to do with what time of the month. But, yeah, if it smells like cheese you need to go to the Dr.

@zivah: It's marketed for men under 'athlete's foot' spray.

@kellybean: That's racist!

Oh man, if it were just Hurley...

"Excuse me, mr homeless man? You missed a spot on my windshield. I ain't payin for no half assed job!"

Jesus apparently isn't his co-pilot.

@KLondike5: Dunno, I just use a backpack so that the weight of the crap I have to carry doesn't hurt my neck or shoulder quite so much by being more evenly distributed.

Heh... And then, let's go slap our banker!

@Kali Mama: Arsenic is all natural isn't it? Heck, gold in high enough concentration will kill you (Thanks House!)

@Trashtastic Is Disillusioned: Helps! I'm being repressed! Check your comments! :P

@PennilynLott: The digital camera is built into his phone, a comb is small and flat, meds fit in a pocket, etc.

@AuroraVox: Nope, I use Burt's Bees cuticle salve like a fiend. Not sexual at all.

@SouthernComfort: I liked Saved! much better.

@TeenageGangDeb: No, see, that isn't a fair exchange. People who seek to adopt or act as a foster parent have at least some level of screening done in regards to their fitness to be a parent. Versus, just pushing out 2.5 kids of your own and sending them to the mall so that you don't have to listen to them scream.

@blackbirdfly: Hand me my murse, it's the one that says bad motherfucker on it.

@zivah: What I love is when I'm already carrying phone, keys, wallet, and the gf and I go out. She hands me her ID, money, debit card, and her phone too.

@megnificent: Maybe the men should wear belts, and stop rocking the 'sag' look?

@LaComtesse: Am I the only guy who notices that women like to mark territory by making their guy push the cart around with her bag in the baby carrier? Hehe

Why does a bag need to have sexual attributes?