I know one gal who plugged her hitachi magic wand into the wall, she flicked the switch, heard a loud pop, saw a big flash of light, and lights in the house went out.

Professional poker player seeks cheap eye candy. Must enjoy long walks with vacuum cleaner, know how to defunk gym socks, know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

@msAnthrope: To quote Sir Mix-A-Lot the girlies was too skinny from smokin all them drugs!

@jenndavo: no worries

@jenndavo: Extreme asshattery from what I've seen.

@rhinestonedarling: Timeout booth. No longer allowed to comment.

@incurable paranoiac: Someone with a fear of wookies?

Am I a bad person for being surprised that the belt wasn't tied around her arm?

@glamzonhobbitfeet: Hrm... Rapping.

I prefer the poetic route.

I dunno, I thought SJP looked pretty damn hot in Striking Distance w/ The Bruce.

Ooooh! This is that lady who tapes her face back into a pig nose! She's awesome.

@cinemaddict: Well, the word was dwarf. I'm all for dwarf tossing myself, unles, you know, the dwarf is against it.

@tscheese: Reminds me of the time during a wedding ceremony where the priest went on and on about how you could store important memories and things on a floppy disk, then he asked the congregation to contemplate what they would store and the guy in front of me whispered "Porn" loudly. 4 rows of people cracked up at…

@Neutralize: I think it's only offensive if you toss it around.

@cinemaddict: It's OK, right now I'm just trying to figure out how to nicely suggest that she needs to have her prescription checked, everything else behind her is all blurry in the photo.

Did she mug Waldo for his bag?

As for actual BJork songs, I like Flukes remix of Bigtime Sensuality. Aparently she really liked it too.

Oh, uh, wrong thread. Moving along now...

As for actual BJork songs, I like Flukes remix of Bigtime Sensuality. Aparently she really liked it too.