@littlebluebug: She farts when he's around, that's how. You take the mystery away and just find time to be comfortable.

@asylum: Only if you're looking to be murdered in your sleep on the night before the wedding by jealous Jezebelians in revolt.

@chelotoyou: That doesn't mean he wouldn't miss your absence.

@zivah: Love Actually was a much better movie.

@tokenblackgirl: People who know enough to ask the right questions and have the right set of standards before marrying someone.

@nerdyone: Yeah, no, sorry. I paid the 13k for the down payment on the house, I paid for her engagement ring and wedding ring, I paid for my wedding band. I didn't have money left to buy a tux.

It's easier for me to go out and get laid these days than it is for me to find someone worth having a meaningful relationship.

@tellmeagain: Don't forget Hurley as the limo (VW Bus) driver!

@westvillagegirl: Bahahaha, my mother almost lit the church on fire lighting mine. She'd fallen a few days earlier and her hand wouldn't close all the way, so the lit candle slipped out of her hand onto the table.

@noseriously: My house had an 11" wide fireplace mantle. It looked like Disney And Precious Moments had vomited onto it after a hard night of drinking by the time I divorced.

Am I the only one that wants to see a Corpse Bride line?

@SarahMC: Are you going to serve hotdogs at the reception?

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@rednrowdy: It rubs the lotion on it skin, or else it gets the hose again.

@Lisa Frank: The yet to be announced Mother-in-law line covers this.

@J.D.Regent: No, not 3, 7, I ended up with 7 of them. And that was after we had registered!

@NewsBunny: Every guy needs a "man" room. Thankfully I'm just dating a woman who owns her own Twilight Zone pinball machine and wants at Family Guy one.

@SarahMC: No, I don't be kidding about my wedding.

Now, look at that photo, imagine tucking yourself back, put on some lipstick in the mirror and say, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." Then dance to Goodbye Horses.

@hamburgerhotdog: Mo Money, Mo Problems.