@NewsBunny: At least he didn't register for the lamp from A Christmas Story.

@westvillagegirl: If he moved in with you, would he be West Said?

@EdnasEdibles: Let's see.

@westvillagegirl: We registered and still ended up with 7 crock pots.

@J.D.Regent: This only works if Driveshaft plays your reception.

@cate3710: And the minister is a blue genie

I'm not ready for that jelly.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Yeah, too bad they're so unoriginal and lame that they couldn't design their own wedding...

@BadenBaden: The trick about weddings, you get to look at your sister and say. "Tomorrow after all this is over, you get to wake up and say, "Oh... I'm married."

@NefariousNewt: Does that one skanky bridesmaid get dressed up in the Sebastian Crab costume?

@SarahMC: Had these been available when I was married, I'm sure my ex would have ordered one. "Because she's a princess."

The colors are not insulting enough to be bridesmaid dresses. Brides cannot put a bridesmaid in any dress that will enable them to look better than the bride.

@sabbaticalplease: No, Britney needs to go out, act like she's going to do something insane, then stop and say, "Just kidding" and walk away. Eventually the camerafolk will just get bored.

@braak: No, you just have a series of photos taken of you ballswiping things in the store. Only, you have an aid who follows around behind you after the camera leaves, that buys the ballswiped item.

@mccauller=texaspride.: Ah yes...

Oh, and Rite Aid. Obviously they're advertising that you can get these things at Rite Aid.

@violetbeauregarde: Head on can be very painful, I prefer to tackle them diagonally.

@gabelle: So that you can feel a connection to them, they're down to earth, and real people. Oh, and they get product placement endorsements. In this shot we have Kleenex and GE paying out.

@NotNotLickingToads: Even as an adult most of the things that stress us out are actually rather trivial.

This thread scares me. A lot.