@chelotoyou: Dude, you looked like a lady? Er strike that and reverse it. Yeah, well this was a really screwed up family to begin w/. You know, statements from mom when you were 4. "I'm having an affair with this man (15 years later, step-dad) and if you tell daddy he will hate you, and I will disown you.

If I'm ever required to raise a child, I think I will force them to wear clothing without logos. If it has a logo, I'll cut it off and put something in its place. Like, a rocket ship, or the pink panther.

@chelotoyou: Yeah, some polaroids or something. Been a very looooong time.

@chelotoyou: The statement given to her by her mother, after said man tried to 'educate her' sexually as it were. "Yeah, well, we just have to learn to forgive and forget."

I never realized that the Carebear stare was at the writing on some little girl's ass. I was so naive and young back then.

@chelotoyou: Didn't the original (US) pink ranger already have some photos taken of her?

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: One of my ex's stepfather was asking about her all the time and rubbing his genitals in her presence. Oops.

Awww, poor Mac!

Maybe I should post the picture of me dressed up like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland here... Only, I wasn't a child at the time the photo was taken.

@Akbar Biberkopf: Nah man, you need to totally pimp him out with a milk bong.

@chelotoyou: Go go pink power porno ranger.

What the hell is the point of having Juicy emblazoned on your ass anyway? Are you saying you're incontinent?

@campanita: It's a restaurant in Phoenix, AZ... If you want to be really interested about it, it's owned by the same family that owns Morton's Steakhouse.

Fucking Jesus Juice on a Pogo Stick! When will people stop with this shit? It's a goddamn kid, and you know they don't really need to be advertising their bits at the age of oh... 6, 8, 10, I'd even go as far as saying 14.

@lederhosen: Mmmm, actually I'm going to go eat right now! Thanks for reminding me! Beercheese soup anyone?

I always figured that was why women could knit in the 50's, so that they could knit up pads and tampons in a jiffy. (I keed!)

Maybe he just needs the bags to hide the body parts of the person he just hacked up.

@NefariousNewt: I've heard the best ones were hand rolled by Cubans.

And to think I came home stressed out last night from work and asked my woman to fix me a drink. She gave me a bloody mary with a string in it!

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