@cate3710: Personally I appreciate a woman who can look at a man, declare him meat, and devour.

I wish celebrity gossip sites in general would simply vanish. I don't care if Katie Holmes is a scientologist. I don't care if Lilo lost some stitches in her britches.

@frumious: Yeah, it can be. It can still bury bones without digging a hole.

@wring: A female friend referred to it as "No womb at the inn"

Egh... An ex of mine is on her 3rd cervical polyp. Like, somewhere between orange and golf ball sized. Usually by the time she gets the surgery she's anemic and weak from the constant blood loss. Ugh.

@punkrockgirl: It's a personal boundary issue. Men need to know what is important to the core of what defines them, and enforce the boundary. "Yes, this is who I am, and no you cannot 'fix' me to be your ideal."

@whats_in_a_name: Jesus and Biff met when Jesus was about four. His brother was bashing a lizard with a rock, and Jesus would put it in his mouth and bring it back to life so his brother could bash it again.

@Iconocleft: Yep, Jesus was a kung fu master, and biff knew how to build explosives. Didn't you know?

@Macloserboy: I disagree. My current relationship is with someone who cheated on me. No, it isn't all farting sunshine, rainbows, and skittles, but we work on things as they come up openly and honestly. She's more than willing to put up w/ my insecurities caused by her prior behavior for the chance at keeping me.

@Iconocleft: Bah! Go read Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's childhood friend.

@marie123: Maybe she rescued it from Britney?

@BicSharpie: So, basically you could slap restrain your child in a racecar bed just in case he walks in his sleep and murders things?

@BicSharpie: Did they open a Plant Lamp Shop or a Lamp Plant Shop?

@Iconocleft: Not really. Mary & Joseph eventually had children of their own.

Did she steal that from the set of Fraggle Rock or something?

@BicSharpie: Damn dude, you sound like you married my ex wife!

The whipped thing is complicated.

@MissMal: Smoke a joint, rub the ashes into your forehead in the form of a pot leaf, and say 15 hail mary's while using your electric toothbrush as pennance. All will be forgiven.

@Childfree Sexpot: Oh, and nice blog.

@BeAgrestic: I'll get jumped on for saying this, I'm sure of it, but the stupid people are outbreeding intelligent people in this country at an alarming rate.