Hot marketing take: Netflix, maybe, just maybe, it might be seen as bad PR to slag your own product. Or your customers.

This is meant as a strictly neutral observation: it’s fascinating to me how after all of its rave reviews, Blade Runner 2049 has now seemingly fallen completely off the awards radar. I wonder if its box office underperformance has reshaped positive critical reaction in some quarters.

Next up: climate change denial Wall-E comics.

What would even be more fun is if Jim Carrey answered the phone as Andy Kaufman.

QUESTION 4: What’s the name of the faith-based film starring Brian Bosworth that grossed in worldwide box office sales about seven times what the movie cost to make?

Hostess was in Western Canada as well. Tucked away I have many cartoons of Hostess Munchies I drew in elementary school notebook margins. Also I still have nightmares about Hostess’ fruit-flavoured chips.

I think he meant that he was used to seeing it this way, not that it shouldn’t be restored and distributed in a medium closer to original theatrical presentation.

Jebus! Fantastic! Now, if someone can get me a restored copy of Mother’s Meat and Freud’s Flesh, my ‘80s supercult nostalgia fetishes will finally be sated.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets out Spike Jonze’s address*

I guess the title of his most noteworthy movie comedy is on double secret probation.

Funny how one simple headline can make someone’s fashion choices go from “whimsically eccentric” to “clear sign of predatory behavior”.

Well, there’s only one Crystal fox:

This just in: Charlie Rose no longer allowed to post on any BBSes. He’s also no longer allowed an ABS on his car.

Fantastic interview, Will. Dern comes off as both extremely gracious and someone who has indeed seen it all without sounding the least bit weary of it. The anecdotes alone might make this my favourite RR yet: fifth cowboy from the right! Hitchcock the whore! Naked Judy Garland!

I’ve said this before; Netflix or HBO should wrest away TV rights and do a series of remakes of the core Bond novels, contemporaneous to the years in which they were written.

The as-of-yet untitled film is due to hit theaters in November 2019.

Well, a more faithful yet smartly updated Moonraker, natch. Hell, a Nazi working for the Russians wouldn’t seem that far-fetched right now.

pulls all of his streaming content

What we need now is a something like Muppets Inception to drill down into and pull all these parallel Muppetverses together.

Side effects may include rigid dogmatic adherence, schisms, crusades and persecution. Please consult a theologian to see if Rent-A-Savior is right for you.