Dammit, I know this is an entertainment and not a science website, but there is no "newly discovered world" called Planet 9—it's still hypothetical:

They also wear hunks of it around their necks like a candy necklace.

So, if I get "LAST!" on Wednesday's final Disqus board, what is the opposite of CancerAIDS that will be wished upon me?

Or the line "The sleeper must awaken" from Dune.

YES THE REST OFF US NEED STICK TOGETHER RIGHT OLD CHUM

I have nothing pithy to offer (like I ever do), but based on the article from a few days back, there seems to be an interesting parallel between "weird-as-hell" millennial humour and stuff spat out of neural networks.

I'm too lazy to check, but at the time I wondered if there was a real-life analogue to Robert Picardo's character in that one episode of Justified, the art dealer who was an avid collector of Hitlers.

If you exclude Landmark, then never.

Starring John Turturro as Jesus Quintana as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

This prequel will focus on the period of Obi-Wan's life immediately following Episode I when he spent two hours pummeling Jar Jar Binks within an inch of his life. It will be shot in one take, in real time.

The performers that he employs in his films rarely apparition from the screen, take corporeal form, and bloodily devour the theatre's paying customers.

That was too over the top even for me, and I'm a defender of Moonraker. Ah well, to each their own.

Probably for the best. I don't know if my eyes could take enlarging a hundred times and popping out of my skull.

I've just received word that Trump has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

HBO or Netflix should somehow wrest away a portion of the rights to do a series of James Bond films as period to when each book was first published. A 1955-set Moonraker that adhered to the novel would be fantastic.

And Ed Bishop doing a shitty German accent!

Octopussy had the potential to be one of the best of the Moores, up until the completely ludicrous raid in the third act. But agreed on the circus sequence (with the nitpick that he sure managed to get into full clown regalia and makeup awfully fast).

Barry Nelson or GTFO.

As meta as Sean O'Neal quoting himself from alt.tv.simpsons in an A.V. Club Simpsons article he wrote? Not that I have any problem with that. I'm hard pressed to think how it could get any more meta than —

Er…does he know anyone who looks like Red Hot Riding Hood?