Good bye Harley Davidson....You have a decent run.

Poppy Northcutt would have kicked your arse into space; then given you calculations for the sick burn she just gave you.

Take your time.

Um, Tom Hanks wasn’t really in space.

I think you mean toilet ridden.

I worked for Justin Bell’s racing school for a summer back when they had C5 Z06's and Camaro SS’s.

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And before anyone starts, I don’t consider little caesar’s ketchup bread pizza at all ever. 

and you didn’t even need to go sit peacefully in the wilderness to find yourself!

Ford measures in dead bodies, Lincolns are measured in dead hookers!

These are okay, I guess, but I feel they could have gone even further. Let’s see what else we can come up with:

and, yet again, the handy drain plug means cleanup is a cinch.

Funny, I don’t need to imagine what it feels like to find a shit-load of ice in my Ford’s trunk. Because water has been magically finding its way into my Fiesta’s trunk for apparently most of the winter and filling my spare tire well. Freezing my spare tire in about two inches of ice.

They killed the Volt because it wasn’t selling.  It is nothing more complicated than that. 

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

I bet if they electrified the Camaro, it would shake things up too. Well, that and making it so the driver can see out of the car.

“Then we have a wagon full of phones that I’m paying an old German man to carry around the city along our escape route. The police will see solid red. We can walk right down the street in broad daylight.”

I checked my phone but I don’t see an app called “brain”. Guess I am SOL.

Cue rich guys hiring little red wagons full of phones to make their commute easier.

Yeah where have I heard this argument before?