Will you settle with the Toyota Yaris S with the same anemic engine and automatic transmission it normally has, but now with a riveted on lower lip and light package to remind you of what you can’t have?

I live in a major city so the only time I do drive it is on a 70 MPH expressway (public transit and walkable cities are cool).

If I can easily handle 85 mph speeds through the Appalachians in my 55hp flatbed I think the American people can handle a hatchback making 178hp.

He’s only yelling at the Cloud because that’s where he stored all his important photos, and now they’re not there anymore.

I won't be able to sleep until I know what every single switch and guage does. I need it. 

I’ve already deleted my shortcut to Jalopnik and Oppo a couple of months ago and can only get here by manually typing the address. The changes around here are too hard to watch but I can’t seem to completely quit visiting. I wish I were hip and savvy with all these platforms and knew how to find out where all my…

I was never a regular reader of Jalopnik, so I can’t say thanks like others might be able to, but this is one of the best pieces I’ve ever read from any Gawker Media writer about what it was like to work at any of those exceptional sites when they were all exceptional. So, thanks for this, and congratulations because…

Goodbye and I wish you the best. I really enjoyed so much of what you have written and your weekend motorsport coverage was something I always looked forward to.

Sorry to see you go Alanis...bigger and brighter hopes for you. Thank you for being you.

How did they manage to sell ANY 370Z Nismos when they cost more than the GT350? The GT350 is a better vehicle in every way (as I’m sure you know every time you rev the piss out of yours).

Fastforward three years into the future.

I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

Those outboard lamps should be headlamp washers and Position lights:

You should probably maker it clearer in the post that the Mulsanne period is dead, not just the engine. You kind of just throw that out of left field after exclusively talking the engine when you quickly mention with the Mulsanne gone the Flying Spur is the range topper.

Can we talk about the awkward way he’s standing? Perhaps he got that from Mark Zuckerberg?

Shes a bit of an asshole isnt she?

No I don’t yet. Is it a thing I missed? I must be behind the times. (Checks Blackberry before climbing into Oldsmobile)

I just went from six to midnight.

There already is a 718 Boxster Spyder. Why not just R for both of them?