gometz
gometz
2/4/20
10:15 PM
35

I worked for Justin Bell’s racing school for a summer back when they had C5 Z06's and Camaro SS’s. Read more

2/4/20
5:49 PM
3

And before anyone starts, I don’t consider little caesar’s ketchup bread pizza at all ever. 

2/4/20
4:48 PM
99

That badger should think twice before getting involved in a coyote’s schemes.

2/4/20
4:45 PM
54

This is an old enough “meme” that many readers here may have no clue what you’re alluding to:

2/4/20
4:30 PM
46

Yeah, that badger's about to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a note to call 911 because his kidneys were harvested.

2/4/20
2:46 PM
15

and you didn’t even need to go sit peacefully in the wilderness to find yourself!

2/4/20
1:25 PM
5

Ford measures in dead bodies, Lincolns are measured in dead hookers!

2/4/20
1:04 PM
5

These are okay, I guess, but I feel they could have gone even further. Let’s see what else we can come up with:

2/4/20
12:47 PM
32

Funny, I don’t need to imagine what it feels like to find a shit-load of ice in my Ford’s trunk. Because water has been magically finding its way into my Fiesta’s trunk for apparently most of the winter and filling my spare tire well. Freezing my spare tire in about two inches of ice. Read more

2/4/20
10:17 AM
8

Let me get this straight, they easily do all of these very useful things—including working seamlessly with the “better” technology that preceded them—but you have to use a dedicated app to get the full functionality out of certain light bulbs so “all the smart home platforms suck?” Got it.

2/4/20
12:41 AM
10

They killed the Volt because it wasn’t selling.  It is nothing more complicated than that. 

2/3/20
2:36 PM
27

Then we have a wagon full of phones that I’m paying an old German man to carry around the city along our escape route. The police will see solid red. We can walk right down the street in broad daylight.”

2/3/20
2:34 PM
43

I checked my phone but I don’t see an app called brain”. Guess I am SOL.