As with the bangle cars, I think people will actually buy into a more unique looking car -- even if it’s uglier! -- rather than get a design that blends in. You’re buying a $126,000 car, you want people to know it.

Deadspin’s take on replay

I just don’t understand the purpose of half of the things posted lately.

Complaining that the cameras caught it? Seriously? Are we upset when the cameras catch whether they drag their feet for a catch, or whether a fumble occurs before being down? Darn technology

Zero chance he throws out a first pitch, the chance for embarrassment is too high.

“so Burger King has employed an actual psychic”

I was really hoping it would be called ‘ghost burger’ due to the addition of a ghost pepper sauce.

If they did that, I’d watch. It would be hilarious to watch the aspiring cooks try to decide if they were actually going to take advice from a random con artist in order to stay on a TV show. I bet they would, and then the inevitable disasters would be judged by different con artists. Will the con artists band…

Put some ghost pepper on it and I’ll be intrigued.

I’m guessing “Mooooooo”

It’s biggest sin is being hackneyed. On a recent episode of Doughboys Carl Tartt made a version of the joke that was hilarious for being original and given a very deadpan delivery. They had eaten at Hattie B’s Hot Chicken and he was explaining why he’d only drunk half of the Jack n Coke slushee he’d ordered because…

I have a feeling that you may have had that in the past. 

Humor is subjective. Look at how successful those “Epic Movie” franchises were. Somebody enjoyed them and gave them their money to keep making bad parodies.

I’m diabetic.  I hate this kind of online overreaction.

Are you offended that they’re offended? Because I’m offended that you’re offended that they’re offended.

This is so ridiculous. Everybody knows these jokes refer to the very real fact that high calorie/high sugar foods are a major cause of obesity, which in turn is a major risk factor for Type 2 diabetes. I’m willing to bet most people with T1, which is genetic disease they had no control over, understand that these…

So, “Adult-onset diabetes on a plate” then?

Chips by a country mile. The lower surface-area-to-volume ratio of a spear means I don’t get nearly the amount of oily, crispy, golden-brown breading that I’m looking for when I order a fried food. You could probably engineer a thicker batter that would give a spear everything I’m looking for in my junk food, but the…

This is a hill I am willing to die on. Pickle chips all the way, but they should be a thick cut, or you get too much breading to pickle. I don’t care how long you wait to bite into a spear. You are going to burn the roof of your mouth. And never whole pickles. That is just asking for trouble.