Yep, the Bears could use—

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

At least the Germans have kept the same scheme for decades instead of changing every few years because they can’t keep pace with their competitors.

You can say "fuck" on the internet ya know...

He is for me. Not developing. Tired of waiting. Can’t find open receivers. Accurate as a Trump hurricane map on throws with any arc. I feel like I’ve been patient with him, but I’m done now. He’s bad.

This is a horrible poem.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

You know what they say, when in Rome.

Today I learned the Impala still exists...

“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.

Pretty sure Bevo is better off as a mascot, too.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

Eh, they are trying pretty desperately not to lose that money, which kind of makes them China’s stooge. They stand to lose a lot of money, but it’s not like they *need* that money. They could afford to take a principled stand and absorb the losses.

Or maybe they watched some John Oliver and realized that Morey, that dope, had traded Marquese Chriss! Dude is 6'10" with a 7' wingspan who plays above the rim!

I don’t know, risking a billion and a half dollars to prove you’re not China’s stooge kind of shows that you are not China’s stooge. Anyway, it would be nice if the President of the United States showed an ounce of concern for Americans being threatened with getting fired because a foreign government took issue with a…

Now now, there was never any evidence that Bat Boy was a vampire.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.