or as it’s known in the Orgeron house, laxative.

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Why didn’t the guy who stood to lose a lot of money make this call? What the hell is in it for the friend that made the call?

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Unbeknownst to him, the real money was riding on “Bet you can’t get Connor arrested before midterms”.

Coco over Kiki?  Cuckoo!  

Supporting ethnic cleansing to own the libs, eh?

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Yeah, well at least their mascot isn’t a mobile home.

I would think the military academies would round out the other 3 teams, which would be the most MERICA’ college football playoffs you could get, a bunch of farmers versus military men.

If you're extremely kind and an awesomely polite competitor can you be hit with a Sportsmanlike Reward? Where you get an automatic first down and fifteen additional yards?

“Holgorsen sat at a desk, eyes glued to a monitor and replied with 13 words. “I don’t have time to talk, I only have time to coach.” and “O.K.” As if I didn’t deserve an eye to eye farewell or a proper handshake.”

Gez, I hope the football was not the source of pride for Houston alumnus. If so I don’t think this was the first disappointment. 

Nicotine itself doesn’t cause cancer, it’s not even listed as possibly carcinogenic. It, at worst, has negligible health effects (and even some positives when it comes to Parkinson and alzheimer’s). It’s all the other shit in traditional cigarettes that can cause cancer. The other shit in vape juice is unknown if it…

I wouldn’t use scripted television as a basis for how the average drug dealer operates. What you see on TV has most likely been written by a white guy who grew up in the suburbs who only cred is that he once did a ride-a-long

It does happen, all the time. I’m sorry you know dumb drug dealers, but there are plenty who get away with it. They aren’t thugged up idiots, they just stick to business.

Yeah I aint gonna push this conspiracy story because it sounds way too messy to be orchestrated by anyone other than some screw ups. People are basing all of this on the story that was told by one of the suspects. Its very likely that the story is made up by the suspect to make himself look as innocent as possible.…

Didn’t they find him in the hospital with a gunshot wound? That’s not too hard to do.

You do realize they already caught the second suspect too, right? It’s quite literally impossible for the DPD to have set this up. There’s far too many variables outside of their control. If the cops wanted to kill Brown they just would’ve sent someone to do it then conveniently never solved the case.