Teach your boys to sew a button, clean a room, and cook a meal folks. Because they are humans who wear clothing, make messes, and need to eat.

Childcare is HUGE. My kids have two (awesome) women teachers and I was a little surprised they were working today. Then I realized that most of the parents at their school rely on them for childcare and couldn’t afford a replacement/time off. I made sure my boys knew to thank their teachers for their hard work today…

In case you haven’t seen this: http://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-country-strong-06-2011

So, I once got stung by a bee under my eye (it was awful), and it swelled up horridly but a day or two later the swelling had receded to a not noticeable amount and the wrinkles, sagging, and general I have lived a life damage was gone. Granted it lasted like two days, and was absolutely not worth the pain. But make…

That’s not crazy at all, I know lots of folks who work in or around politics that do the same. It’s a time tested way to deal with the insanity.

Dumplings from all over the world would like to disagree.

We joke that we’re presenting our kids with a damages bill when they turn 18. It should rival college tuition at that point.

It would take my kids under an hour to send that swinging couch through the wall behind it.

And white supremacy.

You are a smarter human than I, though you give me ideas.....

Done! And it took like 2 minutes friends, and was mildly cathartic.

Seriously. Here in AZ we have what’s called the Independent Redistricting Commission, without getting too wonky it’s a bipartisan group that draws our districts, 2 Dems, 2Gop, and an independent chair (who I think has to be approved by both parties). It’s not perfect, and AZ remains red, but it does lead to more…

Pence would be easier to run against in 2020.

The one thing that makes me think impeachment may be slightly better (beside nuclear holocaust worries) is that perhaps then you get rid of Bannon. Taking the actual Nazi out of the situation room seems like a good idea.

Wonton soup is one of my all time favorite breakfasts, chowder though, that’s taking it too far.

(Picture Hillary Clinton in a Wellesley dorm, learning from her classmates how to smoke grass. Sure, that never happened—as far as we know—but imagine it anyway. You know Sally Draper would be in Congress by now.)

That must be it, silly woman who doesn’t know how to feed big important man.

That part I get, just why 100 cans of soup? And what the hell was she trying to illustrate with this particular anecdote- that she is a subservient wife? Wouldn’t a truly subservient wife make the soup from scratch? Did a staffer sign off on this, and what were they smoking?

Yup, still confused.

I’m so confused, what the hell is that?