I promise to do so the very instant that you acquire a brain.

This is the exact reason my kids are not even allowed to touch the physical disc of Breath of the Wild until I have finished the game. Some say this technique is to heavy handed, even draconian, and to them I say “I’m gonna need you to take your opinion and shove it way up your butt. Way up there. Nope, a little…

I’ll see your Minnesota passive-aggression and raise you Utah, where it’s nearly as potent on its own, but blended with a Pharisaic approach to religious observance for a concoction so toxic you’ll need years of chelation therapy.

“The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”

Lol! You say this like it’s a bad thing!

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

Nah, Wii U owners see how they can spend $50 or $500 to play this game. Some people have that money sitting around, but those people should buy a GTX1080 first anyway!

I have not read a single report of that yet, link?

It’s sad that the Wii U is considered a failure because of poor sales. I don’t think anyone who has a Wii U and many of the amazing games that came out for it thinks it was a failure. It was definitely the best console around for a while in terms of its library of must-play games. As someone who’s not in the video…

Can’t wait for centrists to keep on pushing away the most engaged slice of their potential electorate and then react with insulted astonishment when somehow they continue hemorrhaging seats across the country.

The difference is: being funny.

Oh? You have to disagree? Well, I fucking stand corrected. Even though you can read that Democratic turnout is reported as being comparatively lower for her in any one of the following articles:

She instead had the courage to go to that shit show of an inauguration where the Trumputins had the nerve to boo her and chant lock her up.

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

Hah. Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever use a guide for this game. I’m not opposed to checking a FAQ for some games, but for The Witness, feels better to just stop playing and come back later with fresh eyes. (Despite the problems with that approach, evidenced by the story in this article.) If I started using a guide, it’s…