The comma in Murder, She Wrote is important. She Wrote could be a person.

Wishing this hero a speedy recovery in this injury and also the injury to his face caused by the United Airlines security team.

It is very unfair of you to claim that Adams loves Trump and in support cite to your own work in which you write about Adams announcing his endorsement of Hillary Clinton.

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and it voids the return policy, the rig is yours forever.

Yeah, I’m a fanboy, and have been from the moment my six-year-old ass put a shiny gold cartridge into an original Nintendo rig. It’s one of my earliest memories from one of the greatest video game franchises of all time. You’re talking about Zelda fanboys like we’re following Nickelback around the country or…

Yeah, I ran into those guys last night. I’ve got about ten hours in and can’t survive a confrontation with them for more than a few seconds. I mean, I can hide and run with the best of them, but turning and facing them in combat? I’m lucky to last ten seconds. Any tips?

Joys awaiting you include:

...in this digital world, god is real and he made everything for a reason.

If we’re going to continue this conversation in a constructive way, you’ll need to get specific. Before you were pointing to the allegedly arduous tasks of (1.) selecting your own user profile and (2.) inputting an optional password as evidence of poor design. As I’ve pointed out, the only reason either of those are…

ATARI/NES/SNES - childhood, PC (Starcraft) - undergrad, PC (Final Fantasy XI) - law school, Wii/iPad/Wii U - Florida

You’re inventing nonexistent issues. The first user account is the default. On my Wii U that happens to be me. If on your Wii U it happens to be someone else, no menu is going to fix that issue.

Because it seriously takes a single touch of an actual picture of Link to make it work and that’s all it takes. You’re complaining about the loading times, which aren’t really that bad, but ok. You’re not really complaining about the menu. The menu literally (in the actual sense of the word “literal”) could not…

Crappy menus? Was the last time you powered up a Wii U >2 years ago? It has a quick start menu now that loads the actual second you power the console up. I touch the picture of Link and 5 seconds later the game is booting. The Wii U menu now has one less step than the PS4.

Jumping in mid-climb won’t get you as far, but I’ve found that doing an initial jump and grabbing on when you start gives you a tiny bump that can sometimes make the difference between the top of the tower and “Game Over”.

I’m also curious to read any review where the game was played on Wii U since I’m planning on spending $60 on it 14 hours from now.

He’s not a Nazi. If there are any Nazis in this room, it’s Disney, the company founded by one. No, he’s a crappy comedian who thinks when you get dropped by a sponsor, shooting the messenger is the best response.

I’m assuming a white dude worth millions sitting in his computer chair paying brown people to do humiliating things for cash is rotten humor. Go deconstruct that if you like, but the point stands.

For a 9 month old, you have a remarkable vocabulary and even better writing skills. Your tutors should be very proud.

Precisely. “Look how desperate poor people are. Look how rich I am. Har har.” Then Felix made a funny face. Apparently this passes for comedy in the New Order.

Your Enron/Lehman Big Data Model comparison is absolutely fascinating. I’m going to spend the next like 3 weeks rolling that around in my brain. Thanks for that and for the laugh I got from your headphone jack comment.